¨ “When I was your age…”
¨ “You make a better door than a window.”
We love our Dads, we really do! Sometimes it takes becoming a parent to remember some of the most memorable things we heard as a child…
¨ “Do you think money grows on trees?”
¨ “I WILL turn this car around!”
¨ “Sit up straight.”
¨ “Stop making that face or it will get stuck that way.”
¨ “When you are paying the bills, then you can make the rules.”
¨ “If your friends jump off a bridge, are you going to do it too?”
¨ “Waste not, want not.”
¨ “Keep your eye on the ball.”
¨ “He’s your brother, not a pull toy.”
¨ “Your grounded until you’re 30.”
¨ “Do as I say, not as I do.”
¨ “You don’t know what hard work is.”
¨ “No one ever said that life is fair.”
¨ “This is going to hurt me more than its going to hurt you.”
¨ “You call that music?”
¨ “I thought I told you to go before we left the house.”
¨ “Go ask your Mother.”
¨ “Because I’m the Dad, that’s why.”